Sudden US Enlightenment Causes Congress and National Security Alert

Local Editor 01-04-2010

A four hour-long emergency meeting was scheduled by US President, Barak Obama, US Congressmen in order to decide action stopping the sudden and the first-time US population enlightenment, which is threatening the government, creating an economic crisis.

Millions of citizens proudly celebrated their awareness of the fact that they have been living their lives, lied to by their leaders of major government corporations and security agencies.

Chaos was everywhere in Congress, where a majority of staff decided to stop showing up for work until they hear of their bosses\' resignation. Energy companies on the other hand, turned off power in government buildings and military bases, adding to the water companies, which stopped their water supply, along with repair people, who refused to continue their repairs for political buildings.

On a national level, television network staff refused to report lies, which they are ordered to broadcast routinely.

Residents are flocking out of their cities, resulting in veritable rage of house building established on previously restricted government land.

The witnessed mass-public-awakening has been of no clear reason so far, yet an possible explanation could be what the US Environmental Protection Agency reporter, that the normally high levels of fluoride in the nation\'s drinking waters are "accidently omitted". Despite that, government health officials advised all citizens to continue their work as normal, eating fast-food, staying in front of the TV screens, aiming at calming down the enlightened citizens, rewinding their minds to the state before realizing the reality.